Laugh of the Day!

  I am  woman....hear me ROAR!!

While  the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the  G.I.s on board the usual  information regarding seat belts,  emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and  enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take  you safely to Afghanistan '

An old Military Sgt. sitting in the eighth  row thought to himself,
'Did I hear her right? Is the captain  a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I  understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'
'Yes,'! said  the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.' 

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double  scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think  with only women  up there in the cockpit.

'That's another thing,  Sergeant,' said the crew member,  'We no longer call it the  cockpit'


'It's the box office.'