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Pregnancy,  Estrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY   Q & A & more!

Q:   Should I have a baby after  35?
A:   No, 35 children is enough.

Q:  I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby  move?
A:   With any luck, right after he finishes  college.

Q:  What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's  sex?
A:   Childbirth.

Q:   My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's  borderline irrational
A:   So what's your question?

Q:   My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,  but pressure. Is she  right?
A:   Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air  current.

Q:   When is the best time to get an  epidural?
A:   Right after you find out you're  pregnant.

Q:   Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife  is in labor?
A:   Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to  you.

Q:   Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from  childbirth?
A:   Yes, pregnancy.

Q:   Do I have to have a baby  shower?
A:   Not if you change the baby's diaper very  quickly.

Q:   Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act  normal  again?
A:   When the kids are in  college.