Pregnancy,  Estrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY   Q & A & more!

Q:   Should I have a baby after  35?
A:   No, 35 children is enough.

Q:  I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby  move?
A:   With any luck, right after he finishes  college.

Q:  What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's  sex?
A:   Childbirth.

Q:   My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's  borderline irrational
A:   So what's your question?

Q:   My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,  but pressure. Is she  right?
A:   Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air  current.

Q:   When is the best time to get an  epidural?
A:   Right after you find out you're  pregnant.

Q:   Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife  is in labor?
A:   Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to  you.

Q:   Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from  childbirth?
A:   Yes, pregnancy.

Q:   Do I have to have a baby  shower?
A:   Not if you change the baby's diaper very  quickly.

Q:   Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act  normal  again?
A:   When the kids are in  college.

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)

When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra.

Slight variations were acceptable.About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone!

The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock !

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs

Medical Info Women Should Know . . .

Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY  Q & A & more!

Q:  Should I have a baby after 35?
A:  No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A:  With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A:  Childbirth.

Q:  My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational
A:  So what's your question?

Q:  My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A:  Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q:  When is the best time to get an epidural?
A:  Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q:  Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A:  Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q:  Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A:  Yes, pregnancy.

Q:  Do I have to have a baby shower?
A:  Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q:  Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal  again?
A:  When the kids are in college.